"Getting Old Ain't for Punks" Men's T-Shirt – Funny Birthday Gift for Men

Getting older takes guts—and this shirt says it loud. Perfect for guys who’ve earned every laugh line and every bad knee, this tee is soft, durable, and built for everyday wear. Whether it’s a birthday, Father’s Day, or just because, this one’s for the men who refuse to grow boring.

Product Features

• Sizes S–4XL for the perfect fit
• Double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear
• Garment-dyed for a lived-in, broken-in feel
• Ethically made from 100% ring-spun US cotton
• Relaxed fit built for real-world comfort

Care Instructions

• Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam, or dry: low heat
• Do not dry clean